American League
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1) Meat Sleeves - Shohei Otahni, the MVP just does too much for Houston to pass on.
2) TB Tests- Cedrick Mullins. A good fit for Tampa. Kiermaier has the glove, but Mullins is the whole package, and gives the TB Tests a top of the order bat.
3) Wahoo Rebels - Bo Bichette. Cleveland doesn't need a short stop, but will take the best player available and will trade one of the back ups.
4) Mobsters - Chicago needs a second baseman or a bopper. They can take Semien here and fill both needs.
5) Meat Sleeves - They could use an arm here. Either Robbie Ray or Frankie Montas. Both pile up the sexy K, Houston probably goes with Montas.
6) TB Tests - Could use a starting pitcher, but will go with 1B Matt Olson. Chicks dig the long ball.
7) Wahoo Rebels - Drafting youth again with outfielder Jared Kelenic.
8) Mobsters - They take another bopper, aging Salvador Perez, and slide all the chips into the center of the table.
2) TB Tests- Cedrick Mullins. A good fit for Tampa. Kiermaier has the glove, but Mullins is the whole package, and gives the TB Tests a top of the order bat.
3) Wahoo Rebels - Bo Bichette. Cleveland doesn't need a short stop, but will take the best player available and will trade one of the back ups.
4) Mobsters - Chicago needs a second baseman or a bopper. They can take Semien here and fill both needs.
5) Meat Sleeves - They could use an arm here. Either Robbie Ray or Frankie Montas. Both pile up the sexy K, Houston probably goes with Montas.
6) TB Tests - Could use a starting pitcher, but will go with 1B Matt Olson. Chicks dig the long ball.
7) Wahoo Rebels - Drafting youth again with outfielder Jared Kelenic.
8) Mobsters - They take another bopper, aging Salvador Perez, and slide all the chips into the center of the table.
National League
1) Savage Snatch - Cy Young winner Corbin Burns goes 1st in the NL draft.
2) Anarchists - A team that couldn't stay healthy in 2021, drafts Kris Bryant to plug as many holes as they can.
3) Black Crackers - In need of an arm (or 2), Atlanta takes Brandon Woodruff
4) WhaJayJays - Team has plenty of youth, but needs an arm to help the staff. San Diego takes Sandy Alcantara.
5) Savage Snatch - St Louis can hit and pitch. Who knows who they take here. Nick Castellanos? Freddy Peralta? We will go with Peralta to keep things moving.
6) Anarchists - Kris Bryant can't play SS, and as much as it will hurt taking a Giant, LA takes Brandon Crawford.
7) Black Crackers - CF Brian Reynolds is the pick here if they don't take SP Zack Wheeler.
8) WhaJayJays - Unless they make a trade to get a closer, they take the best closer in the NL Josh Hader.
2) Anarchists - A team that couldn't stay healthy in 2021, drafts Kris Bryant to plug as many holes as they can.
3) Black Crackers - In need of an arm (or 2), Atlanta takes Brandon Woodruff
4) WhaJayJays - Team has plenty of youth, but needs an arm to help the staff. San Diego takes Sandy Alcantara.
5) Savage Snatch - St Louis can hit and pitch. Who knows who they take here. Nick Castellanos? Freddy Peralta? We will go with Peralta to keep things moving.
6) Anarchists - Kris Bryant can't play SS, and as much as it will hurt taking a Giant, LA takes Brandon Crawford.
7) Black Crackers - CF Brian Reynolds is the pick here if they don't take SP Zack Wheeler.
8) WhaJayJays - Unless they make a trade to get a closer, they take the best closer in the NL Josh Hader.